October 2009
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so last night in my hurry to get out of the shower because i was freezing i must have forgotten to shave one of my legs. i think i might keep it.
trendsetter!
I’m in the biggest dog house ever constructed.
Everything about last night is a big ‘ol blur. Best. Birthday. Party. EVER!
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Mission: Teach gatsby how to use the effing doggie door. Attempt 1- FAIL! Attempt 2- FAIL! Attempt 3- VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you’re the only proper noun i need.
I just downloaded rockband for iPhone. I have a feeling I’m not going to get a lot done now.
the guy who rides around on the bike and sells corn just rode by. i’ve never seen him before.
he was wearing a pat benetar t-shirt.
i hope i see him everyday now.
i don’t know where most of you live and what kind of street vendors you have but…..do you guys have the mexican dudes who ride around on bikes selling corn in your neighborhood? or little mexican guy that has the...
Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack Donaghy: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
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why? - “by torpedo or crohn’s”
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today my gardner told me i have a “pimp ride”. or he said “need to pimp your ride”. i can’t be sure. he has a pretty heavy accent.
refusesto:
sleeperisms:
Simon & Garfunkel...
I’m back from Anaheim, physically exhausted from all the walking and lack of sleep. Mentally exhausted from worrying about Justin. Maybe tomorrow we will both recover. Love you buddy.
Important!
This morning I am asking you all to please pray for my friend Justin. He is in critical condition in the ICU at Good Samaritan hospital in Phoenix Arizona. He is suffering from many complications after contracting the H1N1 swine flu virus. Some of his conditions are llife threatening. Whoever/ whatever you pray to please ask them to keep him safe and get him back to good health. He means a lot to...
Swine flu is no joke. Please help my friend. →
Everyone, my friend Justin is very ill. I am asking you to send positive thoughts his way. He needs to get better. He’s been a very good friend to me for many years and I love him very much. Thanks. Love you JB!
attn: danny!
also…. while you’re sending me things i still want a cd. and possibly a tshirt. i havent decided yet. i think thats a fair trade. i have a house now so next time you guys come through, i have plenty of space. although, i think my apartment was bigger. oh well.
goodies! mail! yay!
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danielphawkins:
happy birthday nikki!
thank you danny!!!
p.s. where’s my mother effing postcards??? p.p.s. did you get my text the other day about the modified closing???
i almost barfed.
my dog just farted on me. what a shitty birthday present.
“i choose my company by the beating of their hearts, not the swelling of their...”
– my sweet fracture (saves the day)
It’s a saves the day “through being cool” kind of afternoon.
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Andrew Jackson Jihad- “Evil”
also, i had to cancel my tickets for conan obrien for friday. im going to be missing dashboard confessional. havent decided if i’m mad about that or not yet.
having to go to school on your birthday should be illegal. also, having to wake up early on your birthday should be illegal. if it were i’d be breaking 2 laws tomorrow. or abiding laws for once.
also, bank error in my favor. $500. happy birthday to me.
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top 10 DCFC songs
i’m going to start my day off with my top ten favorite Death Cab For Cutie songs.
title track (we have the facts and we’re voting yes)
bend to squares
the employment pages
scientist studies
a lack of color
we looked like giants
we laugh indoors
transatlanticism
stability
a movie script ending