August 2009
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Nothing embarasses me anymore. I dropped a glass bottle on the floor during class and it broke into a thousand pieces… and I didn’t even care.
mew- “vaccine”
Watch
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xojoshua:
Tropics Of Love—by The Black Heart...
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“A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are...”
– Hans Moleman
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Johnny Thunders & Patti Palladin- “love...
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This semester I have a jewelry making class Monday and Wednesday morning from 9 to 11:45 am. Tuesday and Thursday nights I have a wet lab photography class from 6 to 8:45 pm. I think this will be a good semester for me.
“im convinced that all girls love photography, and taking pictures of their feet.”
– my friend mikey jackson
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boyz in the hood
it’s been a pretty interesting evening. recap of the night:
random dust storm
lightning. lots of lightning.
mediocre monsoon
power went off and back on about 5 or 6 times. hooray for rolling blackouts!
tons of ambulances and fire trucks were parked down the street
and now a helicopter is circling my building with a search light
fun fun fun. it’s my last night in this apartment....
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black eyes - “deformative”
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“One day you will be amazing”
happy friday
woke up from a dream that i was married to devendra banhart. whaaaaaaaaat?
hell hath frozeneth overeth
i’ve been playing bewjewled blitz and smoking cigarettes on my patio for the last hour or so. i also downed a coca cola and watched some reality television. it’s official, i’m my mother.
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for some reason, my apartment looks smaller without anything in it.
but, i’m excited to move. i just found out my friend colleen lives like 2 houses down from me. jet lives two street away, leo lives a few streets down, and sammy and samantha live one street north of us. chris is moving a few blocks south east of us in a month or so. the coronado district just got a little more awesome.
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Simon and Garfunkel - “The Only Living Boy in...
Also I’ve decided to never look at tumblr on my computer ever again. I’m only checking it from my phone. If I get on the computer I end up on tumblr for at least an hour, and I’m trying to be more productive with my free time.
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blonde redhead - “spring and by summer...
rude awakening
1 bad thing that happened so far today- i was woken up by the sound of 2 cars slamming into each other in the intersection by my house at 730 this morning. i went outside to see what had happened and noticed one of the car’s bumpers had flown off and hit the side of my car. my car isn’t really damaged, there’s a couple of small scratches. i’m not going to worry about it...
it's true
i guess old people can’t hold in their farts. a little old man was walking by my apartment walking his dog, farting a little bit with almost every step he took. it was adorable and disgusting all at the same time.
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“Swimming in the sea
I know what to call you now
And when you swim with me
I...”
– “hey mama wolf” (devendra banhart)
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devendra banhart - “hey mama wolf”
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so.....
bob dylan is playing for free at the arizona state fair on october 17th.
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Watchthey ate me. a fucking shark ate me.
what should i name my dog?
jive turkey
amadeus barksalot (wolfgang amadeus mozart)
eddie shedder (eddie vedder)
johann sebastian bark (johan sebastian bach)
bob chillin (bob dylan)
other (send me your suggestions please!!!)
puppies and dogs are not the same thing
Dear craigslist pets section poster: If your dog is 7 1/2 years old, it is no longer a puppy!
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ludacris- diamond in the back i love ludacris....
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do you ever read the misconnections section on craigslist? this shit is sad and hilarious, all at the same time.
i especially like the ones that are looking for their lost love that they saw at a whataburger, or mcdonalds. here is one such example:
“WHATABURGER 26 w4m: you were at the drive-thru when i wrode by on my tricycle. we didnt make eye contact but if you read this what color bike...
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craigslist rants & raves (i love thee)
mr. tuff guy: hey even steven cry baby, look here boy not only is your woman a hog so is you mama what do you feed them hog chow.you runt ass cry baby go get a hug from mama boy.you will never be tuff our have balls to do shit boy.i hate fat people they make me sick all they do is eat and shit all day long.they plug up the tolets with there big loggers,and use a roll of tolet paper for one wipe.so all i have to say to you is moo moo moo onk onk onk!
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funny posting i found on craigslist
original listing: I am looking for someone who has a trained Macaw and other birds that they could bring to my 3 year olds birthday party and allow the children to have the bird climb on their arm and maybe pet. Please email me if you have trained birds.
reply from anonymous: I am sorry to rain on your parade, but if I were you, I would look for maybe a pony or something versus macaws and birds for three year olds. The two put together could end up to be a disaster! Birds spook very easily, and could seriuosly injure kids that size. Macaws or any bird can be trained, but they are still wild birds. Please think twice on this one. I am sure that you have had responses of people who will do it. I honestly wouldn't do this, unless you want to end up sitting in the e.r. when there is suppose to be a party going on!!
today i:
packed six boxes
went grocery shopping with billie
made baked ziti
sat on my ass
it was great.
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mgmt- kids
(i just decided 5 mins ago that i DO...