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Niki.
29.
Phonecian.
Lover of most things fluffy.
Things I like (a lot):
-Dogs
-Coffee
-Bicycles
-John Waters
-Pizza
-Cameras
-Architecture
-Bill Murray
-Sushi
-The Pixies
-Eye Glasses
-Leggings/Nylons
-Dresses
-Maps & Globes
-Crafts
I like to draw, take photos, hang out with my dogs, play RockBand with my daughter, make food and listen to music.
We could be friends if you like some/all of these things too. Find me on other sites below.
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emails from an asshole (#3)
Man's original ad:: FREE COUCH! i have a free plaid couch on the curb outside my house. the address is 39 ******* rd come and get it!
Asshole:: Hey. I am tired of driving down ******* and seeing your ugly couch. It is ruining the neighborhood. What the hell were you thinking when you bought that? Nobody is going to want that thing! It better not be there when I drive past tomorrow.
Man:: if you dont like it why dont u come and fuckin get it. tough shit if u dont like seeing it. its only been out there 1 day!
Asshole:: One day too many. I don't want your shitty couch. Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not. That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb. Why don't you pay someone to haul that piece of shit away?
Man:: fuck you buddy! tough shit. drive a different way
Asshole:: I like going that way because it is scenic. Well, at least it was until you put that pile of shit out there. If it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway.
Man:: COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING!
