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Niki.
29.
Phonecian.
Lover of most things fluffy.
Things I like (a lot):
-Dogs
-Coffee
-Bicycles
-John Waters
-Pizza
-Cameras
-Architecture
-Bill Murray
-Sushi
-The Pixies
-Eye Glasses
-Leggings/Nylons
-Dresses
-Maps & Globes
-Crafts
I like to draw, take photos, hang out with my dogs, play RockBand with my daughter, make food and listen to music.
We could be friends if you like some/all of these things too. Find me on other sites below.
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emails from an asshole (#4)
Sarah's original ad:: i want a black kitten if you have one please let me know thank you
Asshole:: I have a kitten that I want to get rid of. It is my girlfriend's kitten, but she went on a three month vacation to France and is probably cheating on me every chance she gets, so I am going to get rid of her kitten to spite her. The kitten is only a month old. Unfortunately the kitten is not black, it is white, but I can dunk him in a can of black paint if you want. I have acrylic latex enamel paint, but if you are allergic to latex, I also have polyurethane semi-gloss. I personally think the semi-gloss would make the kitten nice and shiny. Let me know if you want him.
Sarah:: ummmmmm no thanks. i dont think that would look right and its prob realy bad for the cat.
Asshole:: I assumed you were allergic to latex and went ahead and used the semi-gloss. The kitten looks adorable now! Do you want to come by and pick him up?
Sarah:: WTF R U FUCKIN KIDDING ME! EW
Asshole:: Sarah you're coming to get the kitten, right? You should get him soon. He keeps trying to lick the paint, and I don't have the time to keep watching him to make sure he doesn't.
Sarah:: NO I DO NOT WANT HIM THAT IS FUKED UP!!!
Asshole:: Oh, so that's how you do business, Sarah. You made me waste half a can of paint for nothing. I demand at least $10 for compensation.
